I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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