Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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