So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
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Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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