The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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