u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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