i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
23 Gruesome Scientific Facts That Will Make You Squirm
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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