hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
pop tarts are not kleenex
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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