were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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