After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
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