masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
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After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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