He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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