its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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