quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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