I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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