I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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