Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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