I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Its about making memories worth repressing
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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