The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
COCAINE IS GR8
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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