Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
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HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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