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(906): View more from Michigan

Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow

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Perfect. Like where your heads at

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By relax I mean have sex

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(906): Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow (248): Perfect. Like where your heads at (906) By relax I mean have sex http://tfl.nu/crtd

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(805): View more from California

Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.

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(805): Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer. http://tfl.nu/1b8s

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(708): View more from Illinois

i effin hate jeff goldbloom.

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but i totally would still bang him

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(708): i effin hate jeff goldbloom. (708): but i totally would still bang him http://tfl.nu/w2kp

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(703): View more from Virginia

He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.

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(703): He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet. http://tfl.nu/muj7

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(913): View more from Kansas

He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.

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(913): He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'. http://tfl.nu/awoj

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(973): View more from New Jersey

He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could

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(973): He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could http://tfl.nu/0a7l

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(224): View more from Illinois

hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube

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my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.

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(224): hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube (630): my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up. http://tfl.nu/cxvl

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(618): View more from Illinois

So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.

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(618): So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in. http://tfl.nu/s63a

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.

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(612): I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover. http://tfl.nu/pxbl

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(646): View more from New York

I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?

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(646): I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10? http://tfl.nu/6lgd

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Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.

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(347): Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times. http://tfl.nu/buvd

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(940): View more from Texas

Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.

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(940): Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book. http://tfl.nu/boxy

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(207): View more from Maine

It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.

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(207): It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective. http://tfl.nu/0c9h

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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.

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(417): She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night. http://tfl.nu/v9wx

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The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested

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(978): The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested http://tfl.nu/v6c6

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