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(336): View more from North Carolina

Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.

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(702): View more from Nevada

i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life

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(406): View more from Montana

i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.

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(903): View more from Texas

EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT

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(434): View more from Virginia

It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.

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(530): View more from California

I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.

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(519): View more from Ontario

It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.

(1-519): View more from Ontario

This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?

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(713): View more from Texas

Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying

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