This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
You made out with two different species that night
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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