I think I can smell my own vagina right now
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
as a side note pls kill me
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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