We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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