This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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