i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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