I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Randomize
