they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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