Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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