paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.