Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley