I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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