Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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