Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
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