you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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