so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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