I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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