HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
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i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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