his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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