scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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