Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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