Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
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The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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