this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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