Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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