We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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