Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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