There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.