You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.