It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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