People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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