We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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