Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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