Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
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And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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