she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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