We need to rekindle our bromance
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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