32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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