It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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