At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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