Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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