Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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